(Source: riddlemetom, via thedarkestlord)
"Then, one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life… you give them a piece of you. They don’t ask for it. They do something dumb one day like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn’t your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It’s a soul-hurt, a body-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love."
— Neil Gaiman (via thosemysteriouscheekbones)
(via thedarkestlord)
- Straight women: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
- Gay guys: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
- Straight guys: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
- Lesbians: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
- Neil Patrick Harris: Neil Patrick Harris is sexy.
(Source: dissolutes, via leannewoodfull)
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(via fishingboatproceeds)
(via forever90s)
lord of the flies in a nutshell
- ralph: we need a fire
- ralph: guys we need a fire
- ralph: we really need a fire guys
- ralph: guys
- ralph: a fire
- ralph: WE NEED ONE
- jack: i have a better idea let's kill everything
(via flyingfarther)
-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.
(Source: cl0udchaser, via getinthetardisharry)
(Source: thehazeofourglorydays, via oldmanglasses)
